Despite the jokes which follow the brief introduction, this Dennis Fish guide book to Venice is highly original, hugely informative, full of monetary savings and completely different from any of the other stale, cliche- ridden, offerings that permeate this genre.
In fact, The Dennis Fish No Bullshit Guide to Venice is the most honest, helpful, competent, hilarious and downright delicious book ever produced and at approximately 47,000 words and an asking price of 99p it is perfect. So much so, that at a recent séance, Alan Whicker, Alastair Cooke, Sir Richard Burton and Freya Stark all briefly appeared in their ghostly states to lament the fact that not one of them had lived long enough to read it!

Using a wealth of personal experience, our old mate Dennis Fish regally escorts us around the gorgeous island and the rest of its shimmering archipelago in typically flamboyant fashion making sure that we avoid every pitfall along the way.
This isn't just the job for anybody thinking of planning a trip to Venice. And even if you are not, this book can still be enjoyed by people of all ages and all sexes, including trans- gender, Vulcan or Eunuch.
Check out all Venice has to offer as Dennis brings us up to speed on the museums, the churches, the traditions, the food and the foibles. It is a veritable one-stop extravaganza of anecdotes and Dennis dares to ask the questions that everybody else shy's away from including: Where the fuck have all the Canaletto's gone? Everything he passes on WILL enhance your trip and will save you money and at 99p it is the biggest give away since the Post Office was given away to family and friends. Check out British author Darryl John Hazell's other books too including the notorious Dennis Fish trilogy which has already secured over 15.000 kindle downloads.