What the heck is one a them ther sex education travel guides?!
Well it's yer lucky day cuz yer about ta read a doggone plethora a valuable information. How ta dance. Where ta go dancin. When ta make yer moves. Why ya gotta pay attention n not git thrown out, n who gives a shit.
I suggest ya consider this book some kinda romance novel cept I'm gonna teach ya how ta git lucky at rodeos n on Route 66. It seems society has digressed ta the point wher nobody gits out dancin no more, n everybody's meetin on line on some sorta social media site -MyFace- I think it's called...
Call me old fashioned, but I kinda like ta verify ther gender n check out ther britches before I “friend” em. Ain't somebody getting tired a blind dates?