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Kids Books: Diary of an alien: Stinky team (Diary, Alien story, Book for kids age 9-12, Fart Jokes, Funny story for kids, Adventure, Kids book, Diary, … 9-12, Alien space pirates) (English Edition)
Diary of an alien . The stinky team
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- Hello!
My name is X32 from planet Blup5.
I'm 6000 years old, which is pretty young for us.
I'm still at school, and I am stuck in that school for about 6000 more years!
That's a lot! I know! - DAY 1
Today is the first day of the week.
My mom made me some food for lunch. (We eat ores of all kind). This time I had gold for my lunch.
It is not my favorite food because it has a weird taste. My mum says that it's a healthy food and that I should be thankful for having that.
I have my own spaceship to go to school. It's totally mandatory because I have to travel 2000 miles before I make it there.
Today is the first day of school after the New Year.
I don't feel great because I have to face BG56; that’s another student I have problem with.
Or he has a problem with me actually.
I think it's because he's jealous of me because I'm kind of smart and he's definitely not.
But he is really strong and he can punch me in the face whenever he wants to!
When I arrived at school this morning, I was lucky because I didn't see him.
We have a new war teacher.
Our planet has to go into war with another planet. I don't remember the name of that other planet. All I remember is that it's very far away.
All the school kids are trained to go to war.
We are very proud of our planet because our warriors are very powerful and all the other planets of our galaxy are scared of us.
I was a little disappointed by the class today because I thought that we were going to learn samurais stuff, but not at all!
Instead, we learnt how to enter in contact with the other species without them noticing.
We have to use psychological stuff so they will surrender without fighting!
What a pity!
I wanted to learn fighting skills so I would be able to defend myself. grrrrrr! - DAY 2
Second day of school!
This time we had fun in class.
We learnt some more trick we can use on the battlefield.
Yes! I'm so glad.
Something very useful!
It's the tongue trick.
We have very long tongue. I always thought that was kind of annoying, but now I know how to use it properly!
We can catch an enemy with our tongue up to a hundred feet from us!
The opponent is so disguised that he has a heart attack!
At lunch time, I sat 2 tables from my girlfriend. Well, she doesn't know that she is my girlfriend. Nobody knows actually.
She's so beautiful. - DAY 3
We heard an announcement that said that one of our spaceship was attacked in one far away galaxy.
We kind of lost that battle.
And the more annoying thing is that the other species seem more powerful than us...
After that, our leaders decided that from now on we are going to have twice as much fighting class!
That's a really good news.
Great! I'm so glad because it's a lot of fun.
We are not going to be learning boring stuff like chemistry or biology anymore... - Much, much more!
Tags: Diary, Alien story, Book for kids age 9-12, Fart Jokes, Funny story for kids, Adventure, Kids book, Alien space pirates)