You may be an adult--and I know you are--because this book is for ADULTS ONLY, but I know you’ve been looking for something just like this: A COMEDY PICTURE BOOK FOR ADULTS!

That’s in the next addition because those pictures were too wild for Amazon! …and I’ll have to get special permission!

So what is this picture book without pictures about? The wildest TRUE crime stories you’ve ever read!

What’s really wild about these stories is that most describe real people doing screamingly funny dirty deeds who actually get AWAY WITH IT! …and the rest?

They’re also TRUE sex crime stories but the difference lies in the hilarious way they got busted, or laid in the ground!

That’s right! The real people you are about to read about either got lucky or got fucked! Some did both!

Do you want to know how a little girl robbed a bank and got away with it--not once but several times until she was able to “retire”?

Have you ever wondered what REALLY HAPPENS to the thousands of missing children and woman who seem to just vanish into thin air in Canada and the U.S.A. every single year?

And speaking of vanishing, you’ll find out what really happened to that Malaysian jet and all its passengers, they’re STILL looking for…

People have been sending so-called “real pictures & videos” of the SASQUATCH (or Big Foot if you’re an American) to the news for years, but have you ever read a true story about someone who actually MET one…and what happened after he did? (As reported in the Winnipeg Sun 2012)

You even get to meet Canada’s latest FEMALE serial killer who is so evil, (the news completely suppressed her exploits) she lived a life of luxury torturing and murdering people who pissed her off, then turned herself in just to keep on living a lesbian life of luxury in a Canadian prison! And I’m not talking about Karla Homoka either!

Did you ever stop to wonder why so many young Canadian mothers choose the option of throwing their new-borns into the garbage?

Why did one famous Hollywood movie star choose to take a divot out of a current Playboy Bunny’s ass?

This tiny little book is jam-packed with 33 of the wickedest true crime stories that are so powerful, they will have you laughing and crying at the same time! And I’m not joking!

These tiny stories are so compact, most of them are only a page long but you may only be able to read one at time, because they’ll leave you with tears in your eyes, wondering in shock and awe!

If you don’t believe me, read them right now while they’re still selling for cheaper than a bowl of your favourite Won-Ton soup!

Grab them today! Before someone grabs you!

ricky d.