During a maintenance stop, on the road to the beach: A sometimes testy conversation about the waxing of cars vs. surfboards, motor vehicle maintenance, roosters vs. chickens, hobbies vs. sports, friends vs. acquaintances, high school social stratification, the loop of fabric on the back of your shirt, a psychology concept called The Availability Heuristic, and a brewing storm called Viet Nam. All this having been said... let's go surfing, everybody!